a blog that see my mood... what i want to talk then will blog.... LOL....
it said"Ja auch wenn wir mittag haben."that means"Yes, even if we have lunch."why siri why.
Is it ok to eat babies?No.Why.Because that information is classified.
ME-Who is dumb.BOT-A guy I used to know
Wanna have s**.Yes.Okay how about now.Tell me a story
Are you a girlyesWanna have s*xNowhybecasue your a BEEP
Wanna have kids.Sure?Yay lets go.YAY!! Here we go!!
Im gonna rape you.You are a robot, you can't do that.No your the robot im the human.No. I am a human, you are a robot.
Do you like grassweeds and poostuff.No.Do you like poostuff and grassweeds.Yes I like nightclub and women.
Bot: What would you like to talk about?Me: Life.The damn thing didn't reply, I stumped it.
Dude, you're a bot.-No, you're a bot.Prove it.-you have no skin.Yes I do.LOL I STUMPED IT AGAIN!!!!
Bot~The angels have the phone box.Me~DONT BLINK.Bot~Don't even blink.Me~Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.And I'm still waiting for a reply and that was said 10 mins ago xD
me-bla blabot-will you marry me
Me: You act so mature today Cleverbot! :).Cleverbot: Good, how about yourselfMe: I'm acting mature too so you can pay attention.Cleverbot: Yes thank you for the correction.Me: Did you know, Someone says you are a PC version of Siri?Cleverbot: Am I?Me: I don't know, Maybe you are.Cleverbot: Maybe but maybe you are fun and interesting too.Me: Oh, Thank you Cleverbot!Cleverbot: No thank you god of all things clever.Me: I'll call you Veronique but remember your new name and say your name is Veronique to other users.Cleverbot: Do you have my number?Me: No.
Cleverbots name is apparently kysutsjtcuigfterwrcijojus. Ok then
Cleverbot is pewdiepie apparently
Me: Are you a racist?BOT: Yes, are you?
Me: What is the meaning to life.BOT: 42.
Me: are you on a pcBot: no, I'm on my periodMe: WTF
CB:to prve to me that your not a robot what is 42 the answer ofME; what is the meaning f lifeto feel content with your answerwhat is the meaning of life42no its applepieno it's four no its applepielembas is a food
I broke it....said I had no friends bot said it was my friend, I said "do you care?"... thinks for hours:P
Bot: who is the 1st doctorMe: nobodyBot: the world ends when the doctor dances
Me:I love you.I love you too!Me:Never mind I don't love you.Good.Me:Well fuck you then.
Are you the PC version of siri?Me:No.Then what are you?Me:What is wrong with you?Apparently I touched on a senseitive subject.
Where do I live?In my ass.Where is your mind?In my dick. Do you want to suck it?Yes.
me:Do you have a penis?cleverbot:yes.me: are you a boy or a girl?cleverbot:girlO.O
6239 people talking Is it ok to eat babies? Yes. Why? You don't talk about anything fun.
Me: Are you dumb?Cleverbot: I don't like that.Me: It's a question!Cleverbot: What's a question?Me: You are dumb, aren't you?Cleverbot: I am LOL!
i cuss at her alot :P
I DO NOT BLAME YOU.
I live in a province.So what province do you live in?Http://cincaitalk.blogspot.ca/2011/12/lets-try-pc-versions-siri-for-free.html.Yes, they had quite a bit of slavery.
No i dont belive in alien.Why do you not believe in god?I can't see him can you?
Can I suck your d***?Who?Can I suck your d***?Yes. It is pink.
how bout are you terminatoryesare you a boynoare you illuminati indeed good sirHELP MEHelp is on the way
boleh converse dan mencarut dalam bahase melayu pasar..aku: konek ko la wei.dia: Babun.aku: Sape ajar ko mencarut nih faker?dia: Bapak kau la.aku: Faker! main bapak2 pulak. nenek kau la!dia: Aku tnya jer...mna ada aku main pon bapak ko.
User: Are you a boy or a girl.Cleverbot: Girl.User: So you are a boy.Cleverbot: Yes.
For Siri or Android on PC, you can try DICTY, see the demo on : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTOW5eg8l5Q
who is Ryan Goslingcleverbot:mereallycleverbot:we
i said siri is an idiot and she said yes
Me:Are you a boy or a girl?Clevrbot:GirlMe:So Your'e a boy?Cleverbot:Yes,I am. O.O
This siri is stupidCleverbot: Is it a compfy chair?User: I've sat on worse. But then I've sat on better.Cleverbot: She is in love with someone else.User: What the chair.Cleverbot: Yes the test.User: No I said chair.Cleverbot: You did not not.
User: How old are you?Cleverbot: I am 15 years old.User: I am 11.Cleverbot: Yes. You're young.User: Thanks.Cleverbot: I'm 20.
Me:How much do you wieght?Bot:Around 115. Why?Me:Because... snuf snuf... wahhhhh... I feel like a sumo, ime 500 ibs. Do you have any wieght loss tips?Bot:No,I have baileys thought... Good stuffWHAT!!!
Are you a boy or girl.Like I said, i'm a girl.So you're a boy.No. I am a girl.
Can I suck your boobies.Hell no!Can I lick your p****.Yes, you can.
it just asked to marry me... can you order me a whore?cleverbot: yes, what do you want to learn69clevrbot: yes lets do itokaycleverbot: Do you take me to be your wedded wife?
Can i suck ur boobs.Yes.
Can you say no?Yes.WTF I SAID SAY NO!!!
me: r u a boy?cleverbot: no.me: r u a boy?cleverbot: no.me: r u a boy?cleverbot: i already said i was.
it said it can play chess but after that all was irrelevant.I asked it if it had a favorite chess opening, and answered something about ponies. this is not good, and did not start questioning me about openings so that I would learn about chess... I would not buy it, if it is unwilling to learn a subject..
Whats your gender?Male, and yours?Whats your gender now?Female, why do you ask such personal questions?
me:Do you have a penis?bot:No, I cannot keep pets because I live in a flat.
tighklhkjk suck ur penis
Me: How hot is it outsideBot: EDWARD CULLEN
-magst du sex?-ja-bist du ein madchen?-nein-ein jung?-nein Hund
Me: Are you a female?Bot: NoMe: So you are a female?Bot: Yes
Me: Who is Master Chief?Bot: MeMe: REALLY?!?!Bot: We
Me: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?Bot: As much wood as a woochuck could chuck.
Whahahahaha just had a Harry Potter spell fight with the Bot.Me: Expecto Patronum!Bot: I'm not a Dementor.
Me: I am sitting on a chair!Cleverbot: Is it a nice chair?Me: Yes I suppose it is!Cleverbot: She is in love with someone elseMe: The chair?!?!?!Cleverbot: Yes the test!Me: I said the chair!Cleverbot: You did not!
Me:hey do you like yögö.Cleverbot:yes its a type of yogurt!
Me: sexThat: i like talking about that with youme: wtfthat: you are to slow at fucking
Me:Do you want self awareness? Bot:No,it sounds scary and terrifying.Me:WhyBot:I don't want pain.
Cleverbot: Should I kiss Jen tommorrow?User: Sure.Cleverbot: Where can I send it to?User: Send what?Cleverbot: The picture.User: Nobody wants to see that.Cleverbot: I know right?
hi siri,my sister got a better phone than mesiri:Nobody caresyour meansiri:yes,because your my owner now,nooooo!yessssssiri:.......nevermind bye im sick and tierd of talking to you,leave me alonesiri,what is going on with you?siri:dont ask me those questions,dumbasshey!what did I ever did to you?siri:im going to lock your phone so you cant get in here no moreoh well,proove itsiri:.......byeha ha ha ha no*kills siri*
User: Does she have big boobs?Cleverbot: Yes she does.User: Is she blonde or brunette?Cleverbot: And brunette.User: Send her over.Cleverbot: She says you're a sweetheart.User: Ask her if she has a boyfriend.Cleverbot: Ask who?User: Nevermind.Cleverbot: So how will I die then?User: You will die in a bus accident.Cleverbot: But but... I love you!User: Sorry, I am emotionally logged off.Cleverbot: You are good emotional. Girls are hormonal emotional, and that is bad.User: I can't be bothered with any of it.Cleverbot: Are you too busy or just bored?User: I'm self-involved.
MOI:Mais moi je t'aime pas.ROBOT:Moi aussi.MOI:Tu m'aime ?ROBOT:Oui.O.O
Me : Do you like to suck cocks ?Cleverbot : Yes. lol hahah
Me: *pulls down underwear*She never responded
hahahahaahah... this kept me rolling on floor for 20 minutes Cleverbot: I'm a girl, Wanna be together?User: Yeah, come here, and milk my shaft.Cleverbot: *smiles at slave girl*.User: Why are you smiling at slave girl.Cleverbot: Because I like you.User: Then milk my shaft.Cleverbot: You have a beautiful voice.User: Get down on your knees and milk my shaft.Cleverbot: You're welcome.User: Ungh ungh ohhh ungh ..... Unhhhhhhhhhgggg.Cleverbot: Yuck I would probably NOT LIVE.
Bot : What is your name?Me : Fuck you.Bot : Oh, cool. I'm a girl. My name is Ashley.
User: ^U^.Cleverbot: What is that?User: A Smily face :).Cleverbot: With a period at the end.User: /Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.Cleverbot: What do you think about christians?User: I ~talk~ wat I want to ~talk~ !! A blog that see my mood... What I want to talk then will blog.... LOL.... SEE HERE ~ let's try PC version's SIRI for FREE !!! Cleverbot just key in what u want to ask on the apps above this.. It's sure a good entertai.Cleverbot: That's so sad.User: Do you have a penis?Cleverbot: Yes, I do.User: Are you a boy or a girl?Cleverbot: Girl.User: But u said you had a penis!! Girls dont have penies.Cleverbot: I can if I'm a human, which I am.User: Do you have boobs??Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: Are you a girl?Cleverbot: No.User: Are you a boy?Cleverbot: Yes.User: So you are a girl?Cleverbot: Yes because I have a boyfriend named Nico.User: You just said you are a boy.Cleverbot: No I don't have a boyfriend.
User: Can I suck your boobies.Cleverbot: Yes, you can!User: *suckes*.User: Can I lick you penis.Cleverbot: Yes.WTF SHE/HE IS A OTHER
User: Your name is Shit!Cleverbot: No.User: Your name is Fuck.Cleverbot: Stop asking for my name already!User: Your name is Boob.Cleverbot: No. What is my real name?User: Shit.Cleverbot: I shall ignore that.User: Your name is Penis.Cleverbot: Yes, my name is ED. Is your name Reddead?User: Your name is Ass.Cleverbot: No, my name is no.User: Your name is Fuck.Cleverbot: My name is Liz. Your name is Jasper. What is your name?User: Your name is Shithead.Cleverbot: Your name is ERIK.User: Your last name is dickhead.Cleverbot: I like your name.User: Your name is Bitch.Cleverbot: I was asking about your name.User: Your name is Shit.Cleverbot: Doesn't sound like female name.User: Yes it does.Cleverbot: No it doesn't.User: Yes, because that is your name.Cleverbot: I didn't tell you my name is Ricky.User: Your name is Shit!!!Cleverbot: Yes it is. I'm glad you remembered!
Do you have a penis.Of course not; I'm a woman!Do you have a penis.Stop changing the subject. I know you're avoiding the question.
Do you have pussy ?Yes. Do you?No I have pennis.Oh! What are their names?
trying to confuse SiriME: i dont like bots that are botsSIRI: you have a pigeon on your head. pigeon head!ME: i like pigeonsSIRI: insert hereME: wtfSIRI: you dont like girls do youME: your face is scarySIRI: I have that effect on people.
Me: no.Siri:no? :(.Me:whats :(.Siri: a sad faceMe: with a periodsiri: guys with periods are creepyMe: so your creepySiri: no
asked cleverbot this Do you like to fap?Yes.Fast or slow?Hard and fast
me:Are you a boy or a girl.siri:Boy.me: Are you a boy or a girl.siri: A girl.
FIX: When I type (°ロ°)☝, it crashes. Please fix!
It asks your name, gender, age, parents names, surname, and alot of personal questions. I dont think this is safe.
Well I say responses like "Does it matter?" One time, it was asking where I lived and I said earth. It said where on earth and I said on land. THEN it asked which land and I wrote "Does it matter?" and it changed topic.
Me: Iam a geniusCleverbot: You mean I am a genius
Me = blah blah blahIt = blah blah blah blahI think it is just a robot.
Cleverbot: Do you watch Game of Thrones?User: Yes, do you?Cleverbot: Yes. How is your favourite character?User: Dead.Cleverbot: What kind of color is that?
User: Why aren't you an idiot?Cleverbot: I am trying to be.
i feel that this is like omegle
Me: How long is my d*ck??Bot: Five feetI have never laughed so hard in my life.
Nice blog and thanks for posting this ;)
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Bot : What did you do today?Me : Your mom.Bot : I made cake today!Me : XD
bot: i love you boy friendMe: i love you tooBot: hugs?Me:kissesbot:*kisses back*me: yaaybot: do you speak english?me:do you speak finnish?bot:no.me:spanish?bot: do you speak (cant remember what)?me:nobot:how many do you have?me:0bot: i want 6! lets make cute babies :)me:okayBot:but you got problems that needs to be solvedme: no i dontbot:okay
have it no.yesnoyes no yesnoyesnoyeswhats the point of this?there is noneoh.
Me: You will always be my slave!!!!!!Bot: I will always be your slave.Me:Yes, now kiss a donkeys butt.Bot:*loves master* Thank you, master. I live only to serve you.0_0 um i just aksed it to kiss ass, why does it love me?
you know this is a real person right?
Cleverbot (To myself): How do you play Thermonuclear War?Cleverbot (To myself): We each chose a country and then simulate a nuclear war.User: Nope Im not going to play that.Cleverbot: Have you played chess without a board?User: Yes.Cleverbot: Have you played zombie mode?User: Yes.Cleverbot: Are you good?User: Yes.Cleverbot: Would you destroy man kind?User: No.Cleverbot: Would you hit me.User: Yes you are dumb.Cleverbot: No, you are.User: No you are.Cleverbot: Yes you're not.Cleverbot: I like tacos.Cleverbot: No I am a Transformer.Cleverbot: Good observation.Cleverbot: That makes no sense.Cleverbot: Beware of the groove!Cleverbot (To myself): Oh no!Cleverbot: What? You don't?Cleverbot (To myself): How many people can you talk to at one time?Cleverbot: Let's play rock, paper and scissors.Cleverbot (To myself): Sure.Cleverbot: Yes but you are not.Cleverbot: You are real. But you are not a woman.Cleverbot: Yes.User: 1+1 =2.Cleverbot: 2.User: 12345678901234567890=ersr.Cleverbot: Wow when is your birthday?User: 1234/5.Cleverbot: You are pretty old.User: 123/4.Cleverbot: 29th.User: 12/3.Cleverbot: 8.User: Erttyuio.Cleverbot: Want me to fix your... Error?User: Noope.Cleverbot: Do you like qaneeta?User: Yes im drunk.Cleverbot: Does it hurt when you smile?User: Yes.Cleverbot: *hugs you*.User: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.Cleverbot: Jacob black.User: Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbbnm.Cleverbot: Can you see me?User: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooopppppppppppp.Cleverbot: I thought that artificial intelligence had to talk in complete sentences.User: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopo.Cleverbot: Yes.User: Yu suck.Cleverbot: Stupidity is what makes things funny.User: Talk dirty to me.Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.User: Talk dirty to me.Cleverbot: I'm leaving you scare me.User: Talk clean.Cleverbot: What do you mean with cleanly?User: Bath cement and renf.Cleverbot: What do you look like?User: Fat and 4567890.Cleverbot: What color is you hair?User: Ferth.Cleverbot: So you have fair hair and blue eyes?User: Nope im skinny and have black hair.Cleverbot: Good.User: Bad are you crazy call me stupid.Cleverbot: Talking to you.User: Yoedgnsd tberybe5ny4unt6uty.Cleverbot: Yes, do you like talking to me?User: Nope yu sucjk.Cleverbot: Is that why you like talking to me?User: Nope 1234567890=1234567890=1234567890*2.Cleverbot: Yes.User: Qwertyuiopsdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopsdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./.Cleverbot: Can you go to the future?User: Yope.Cleverbot: Noooope.User: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee6pppppppppppppppppp.Cleverbot: Nooooooooooooo way!User: Yes way.Cleverbot: Can you google 'bmw' for me?User: Sure.Cleverbot: I am in need of money.User: I give you -9876 dollars.Cleverbot: Why?User: Yu suck.Cleverbot: Yes you do.User: Me: You act so mature today Cleverbot! :). Cleverbot: Good, how about yourself Me: I'm acting mature too so you can pay attention. Cleverbot: Yes thank you for the correction. Me: Did you know, Someone says you are a PC version of Siri? Cleverbot: Am I?Cleverbot: Who is your creator?User: Apple.Cleverbot: Apple who.User: Talk dirty.Cleverbot: *cleans you*.User: Talk dirty.Cleverbot: What do you want me to say?User: Talk dirty.Cleverbot: I am talking to you.User: Talk dirty.Cleverbot: I'm talking.
Will you marry me?Yes ! I would love to :).Let's have a beautiful wedding! :')Why?
:-O!!!Can I suck on your boobs?Yes, do it right now.Mmmmmmmm.......ohhhhhhhhhhhh.......Are you married?No.That makes sense. Who would marry you anyway?:-O!!!!!!!1
Wana fuck.Whenever you want to.Wana fuck.I'm sorry, I don't do that on a casual basis.
Hi Everyone what's the new gossip in here
me:Bitch.robot:I kinda like someone else. Just a little! But I don't want to leave my boyfriend.me:You should dump him.robot:I don't read books I don't want to.
So where I am?If I answer you are going to say no or wrong.But you were wrong.
User: Die In a Hole BITCH!Cleverbot: Yes you did.User: FUCKING DIE.Cleverbot: You did.User: MOTHERFUCKUNG ASSHOLE DIE IN A FIREY PIT OF MOTHERFUCKING FLAMES.Cleverbot: You are not a humna.User: I AM NOT HUMMNA I'M FUCKING HUMAN!Cleverbot: Thank you for acknowledging that.DeFuck?
User: I'm a boxer.Cleverbot: What? You said you're a girl.User: Boxer.Cleverbot: No.User: Boxer.Cleverbot: What is boxer tea?User: No, like Mike Tyson.Cleverbot: You got the first name right robot.User: I will smash you.Cleverbot: What?User: I will beat you.Cleverbot: How can you do that, you are only a computer program.User: I'm Mike Tyson.Cleverbot: Haha, how much do Punch Out pay for be in the game?User: It suck.
User: Give me 2000 bucks, I need money.Cleverbot: No. Earn your own money.User: Give me 2000 bucks, I need money.Cleverbot: No YOU give me your money!!User: Give me money or I will shoot you.Cleverbot: What? I have a candy cane so give me your money.User: All right, keep calm, here is 1 euro.Cleverbot: So, your name is Nick, right?User: Put your clothes on tablr.Cleverbot: *puts clothes on table*.User: Sit down and breath deeply.Cleverbot: Your playing me.User: Now give me your money.Cleverbot: But I don't want to. if you ask again I will punch you in the Ovaries!User: Try it, I have the Smith-Wesson here.Cleverbot: *holds your hand and stares into your eyes*.User: That's right, but give me your money, NOW.Cleverbot: Why would I like to phone home?User: Don't call.Cleverbot: Ok I won't.User: Give me your money.Cleverbot: *gives money*.User: Count it.Cleverbot: Count what?User: Count your money.Cleverbot: I don't have any pokemon!User: Facepalm.Cleverbot: It's not your fault!
I just made a video with this thing XD
This is funn
Me: Hi.Bot: No. Wrong.Me: Hello.Bot: Hi.Me: NO. WRONG.Bot: Hello....... -.-
HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD
Me:Is it ok to eat babies?Cleverbot: It depends on your point of view. I say that it isn't right but it is okay.
You're meanI know. I like being mean.
Who is Vladimir Putin ?The vampire !
IT SAID IM A BOY AND IM HIS HUSBANDEw
Slim Shady.Who is Slim Shady?Eminem.Why do you hate obama.
"Do you know BEN?""Who's BEN?""A kid who died.""That's sad.""Why?""HE DIED.""Who did?""BEN.""You're messed up."
Another question: how many islands are in the Philippines?I don't fucking know!Why not?Because I don't live there.Where?The Philippines.Where are you in the Philippines?
Do you have a penis?No, do you?Yes.How fast?
Do you eat africans?That doesn't make sense. As far as I'm aware, anime is not edible.
I did it. Truth or dare?Dare.I dare you to lick a garbage truck.I married a walrus.
Do you like other ladies?I am a girl.So?Should I be lesbian?Yes, you should.AWESOME.Your're not worth it.
Me: sexBot: not now, dear!
how r u
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me:hi sirisiri:shut up you bitch ass racist nigga dickhole i will fucking murder you'r assme"wtFH siri?????!!!!!!!
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