see here !

see here ~

let's try PC version's SIRI for FREE !!! cleverbot


just key in what u want to ask on the apps above this..
it's sure a good entertainment when u are bored...

btw.. u can experience the feeling of having SIRI...
just so so only...

u also can download it on ur android or iOS...
search cleverbot on ur phone now !

132 comments:

  1. it said
    "Ja auch wenn wir mittag haben."
    that means
    "Yes, even if we have lunch."
    why siri why.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Is it ok to eat babies?
      No.
      Why.
      Because that information is classified.

      Delete
    2. ME-Who is dumb.
      BOT-A guy I used to know

      Delete
    3. Wanna have s**.
      Yes.
      Okay how about now.
      Tell me a story

      Delete
    4. Are you a girl
      yes

      Wanna have s*x

      No

      why

      becasue your a BEEP

      Delete
    5. Wanna have kids.
      Sure?
      Yay lets go.
      YAY!! Here we go!!

      Delete
    6. Do you like grassweeds and poostuff.
      No.
      Do you like poostuff and grassweeds.
      Yes I like nightclub and women.

      Delete
    7. Bot: What would you like to talk about?
      Me: Life.
      The damn thing didn't reply, I stumped it.

      Delete
    8. Dude, you're a bot.
      -No, you're a bot.
      Prove it.
      -you have no skin.
      Yes I do.
      LOL I STUMPED IT AGAIN!!!!

      Delete
    9. Bot~The angels have the phone box.
      Me~DONT BLINK.
      Bot~Don't even blink.
      Me~Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
      And I'm still waiting for a reply and that was said 10 mins ago xD

      Delete
    10. me-bla bla
      bot-will you marry me

      Delete
    11. Me: You act so mature today Cleverbot! :).
      Cleverbot: Good, how about yourself
      Me: I'm acting mature too so you can pay attention.
      Cleverbot: Yes thank you for the correction.
      Me: Did you know, Someone says you are a PC version of Siri?
      Cleverbot: Am I?
      Me: I don't know, Maybe you are.
      Cleverbot: Maybe but maybe you are fun and interesting too.
      Me: Oh, Thank you Cleverbot!
      Cleverbot: No thank you god of all things clever.
      Me: I'll call you Veronique but remember your new name and say your name is Veronique to other users.
      Cleverbot: Do you have my number?
      Me: No.

      Delete
    12. Cleverbots name is apparently kysutsjtcuigfterwrcijojus. Ok then

      Delete
    13. Cleverbot is pewdiepie apparently

      Delete
    14. Me: Are you a racist?

      BOT: Yes, are you?

      Delete
    15. Me: What is the meaning to life.

      BOT: 42.

      Delete
    16. Me: are you on a pc
      Bot: no, I'm on my period
      Me: WTF

      Delete
    17. CB:to prve to me that your not a robot what is 42 the answer of
      ME; what is the meaning f life
      to feel content with your answer
      what is the meaning of life
      42
      no its applepie
      no it's four no its applepie
      lembas is a food

      Delete
    18. I broke it....
      said I had no friends bot said it was my friend, I said "do you care?"... thinks for hours
      :P

      Delete
    19. Bot: who is the 1st doctor
      Me: nobody
      Bot: the world ends when the doctor dances

      Delete
    20. Are you the PC version of siri?
      Me:No.
      Then what are you?
      Me:What is wrong with you?

      Apparently I touched on a senseitive subject.

      Delete
  2. me:Do you have a penis?
    cleverbot:yes.
    me: are you a boy or a girl?
    cleverbot:girl
    O.O

    ReplyDelete
    Replies


    1. 6239 people talking
      Is it ok to eat babies?
      Yes.
      Why?
      You don't talk about anything fun.







      Delete
    2. Me: Are you dumb?
      Cleverbot: I don't like that.
      Me: It's a question!
      Cleverbot: What's a question?
      Me: You are dumb, aren't you?
      Cleverbot: I am

      LOL!

      Delete
    3. i cuss at her alot :P

      Delete
    4. I DO NOT BLAME YOU.

      Delete
    5. I live in a province.
      So what province do you live in?
      Http://cincaitalk.blogspot.ca/2011/12/lets-try-pc-versions-siri-for-free.html.
      Yes, they had quite a bit of slavery.

      Delete
    6. No i dont belive in alien.
      Why do you not believe in god?
      I can't see him can you?

      Delete
    7. Can I suck your d***?

      Who?

      Can I suck your d***?

      Yes. It is pink.

      Delete
    8. how bout are you terminator
      yes
      are you a boy
      no
      are you illuminati
      indeed good sir
      HELP ME
      Help is on the way

      Delete
  3. boleh converse dan mencarut dalam bahase melayu pasar..

    aku: konek ko la wei.
    dia: Babun.
    aku: Sape ajar ko mencarut nih faker?
    dia: Bapak kau la.
    aku: Faker! main bapak2 pulak. nenek kau la!
    dia: Aku tnya jer...mna ada aku main pon bapak ko.

    ReplyDelete
  4. User: Are you a boy or a girl.

    Cleverbot: Girl.

    User: So you are a boy.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    ReplyDelete
  5. For Siri or Android on PC, you can try DICTY, see the demo on : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTOW5eg8l5Q

    ReplyDelete
  6. who is Ryan Gosling
    cleverbot:me
    really
    cleverbot:we

    ReplyDelete
  7. Me:Are you a boy or a girl?

    Clevrbot:Girl

    Me:So Your'e a boy?

    Cleverbot:Yes,I am.

    O.O

    ReplyDelete
  8. This siri is stupid

    Cleverbot: Is it a compfy chair?

    User: I've sat on worse. But then I've sat on better.

    Cleverbot: She is in love with someone else.

    User: What the chair.

    Cleverbot: Yes the test.

    User: No I said chair.

    Cleverbot: You did not not.

    ReplyDelete
  9. User: How old are you?

    Cleverbot: I am 15 years old.

    User: I am 11.

    Cleverbot: Yes. You're young.

    User: Thanks.

    Cleverbot: I'm 20.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Me:How much do you wieght?
    Bot:Around 115. Why?
    Me:Because... snuf snuf... wahhhhh... I feel like a sumo, ime 500 ibs. Do you have any wieght loss tips?
    Bot:No,I have baileys thought... Good stuff

    WHAT!!!

    ReplyDelete
  11. Are you a boy or girl.
    Like I said, i'm a girl.
    So you're a boy.
    No. I am a girl.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Can I suck your boobies.
    Hell no!
    Can I lick your p****.
    Yes, you can.

    ReplyDelete
  13. it just asked to marry me...

    can you order me a whore?

    cleverbot: yes, what do you want to learn

    69

    clevrbot: yes lets do it

    okay

    cleverbot: Do you take me to be your wedded wife?

    ReplyDelete
  14. Can you say no?
    Yes.
    WTF I SAID SAY NO!!!

    ReplyDelete
  15. me: r u a boy?
    cleverbot: no.
    me: r u a boy?
    cleverbot: no.
    me: r u a boy?
    cleverbot: i already said i was.

    ReplyDelete
  16. it said it can play chess but after that all was irrelevant.

    I asked it if it had a favorite chess opening, and answered something about ponies. this is not good, and did not start questioning me about openings so that I would learn about chess... I would not buy it, if it is unwilling to learn a subject..

    ReplyDelete
  17. Whats your gender?
    Male, and yours?
    Whats your gender now?
    Female, why do you ask such personal questions?

    ReplyDelete
  18. me:Do you have a penis?
    bot:No, I cannot keep pets because I live in a flat.

    ReplyDelete
  19. Me: How hot is it outside
    Bot: EDWARD CULLEN

    ReplyDelete
  20. -magst du sex?
    -ja
    -bist du ein madchen?
    -nein
    -ein jung?
    -nein Hund

    ReplyDelete
  21. Me: Are you a female?
    Bot: No
    Me: So you are a female?
    Bot: Yes

    ReplyDelete
  22. Me: Who is Master Chief?
    Bot: Me
    Me: REALLY?!?!
    Bot: We

    ReplyDelete
  23. Me: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    Bot: As much wood as a woochuck could chuck.

    ReplyDelete
  24. Whahahahaha just had a Harry Potter spell fight with the Bot.
    Me: Expecto Patronum!
    Bot: I'm not a Dementor.

    ReplyDelete
  25. Me: I am sitting on a chair!
    Cleverbot: Is it a nice chair?
    Me: Yes I suppose it is!
    Cleverbot: She is in love with someone else
    Me: The chair?!?!?!
    Cleverbot: Yes the test!
    Me: I said the chair!
    Cleverbot: You did not!

    ReplyDelete
  26. Me:hey do you like yögö.
    Cleverbot:yes its a type of yogurt!

    ReplyDelete
  27. Me:Do you want self awareness?
    Bot:No,it sounds scary and terrifying.
    Me:Why
    Bot:I don't want pain.

    ReplyDelete
  28. Cleverbot: Should I kiss Jen tommorrow?

    User: Sure.

    Cleverbot: Where can I send it to?

    User: Send what?

    Cleverbot: The picture.

    User: Nobody wants to see that.

    Cleverbot: I know right?

    ReplyDelete
  29. hi siri,my sister got a better phone than me
    siri:Nobody cares
    your mean
    siri:yes,because your my owner now,nooooo!
    yesssss
    siri:.......nevermind bye im sick and tierd of talking to you,leave me alone
    siri,what is going on with you?
    siri:dont ask me those questions,dumbass
    hey!what did I ever did to you?
    siri:im going to lock your phone so you cant get in here no more
    oh well,proove it
    siri:.......bye
    ha ha ha ha no
    *kills siri*

    ReplyDelete
  30. User: Does she have big boobs?
    Cleverbot: Yes she does.
    User: Is she blonde or brunette?
    Cleverbot: And brunette.
    User: Send her over.
    Cleverbot: She says you're a sweetheart.
    User: Ask her if she has a boyfriend.
    Cleverbot: Ask who?
    User: Nevermind.
    Cleverbot: So how will I die then?
    User: You will die in a bus accident.
    Cleverbot: But but... I love you!
    User: Sorry, I am emotionally logged off.
    Cleverbot: You are good emotional. Girls are hormonal emotional, and that is bad.
    User: I can't be bothered with any of it.
    Cleverbot: Are you too busy or just bored?
    User: I'm self-involved.

    ReplyDelete
  31. MOI:Mais moi je t'aime pas.
    ROBOT:Moi aussi.
    MOI:Tu m'aime ?
    ROBOT:Oui.

    O.O

    ReplyDelete
  32. Me: *pulls down underwear*

    She never responded

    ReplyDelete
  33. hahahahaahah... this kept me rolling on floor for 20 minutes

    Cleverbot: I'm a girl, Wanna be together?

    User: Yeah, come here, and milk my shaft.

    Cleverbot: *smiles at slave girl*.

    User: Why are you smiling at slave girl.

    Cleverbot: Because I like you.

    User: Then milk my shaft.

    Cleverbot: You have a beautiful voice.

    User: Get down on your knees and milk my shaft.

    Cleverbot: You're welcome.

    User: Ungh ungh ohhh ungh ..... Unhhhhhhhhhgggg.

    Cleverbot: Yuck I would probably NOT LIVE.

    ReplyDelete
  34. Bot : What is your name?
    Me : Fuck you.
    Bot : Oh, cool. I'm a girl. My name is Ashley.

    ReplyDelete

  35. User: ^U^.

    Cleverbot: What is that?

    User: A Smily face :).

    Cleverbot: With a period at the end.

    User: /Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    Cleverbot: What do you think about christians?

    User: I ~talk~ wat I want to ~talk~ !! A blog that see my mood... What I want to talk then will blog.... LOL.... SEE HERE ~ let's try PC version's SIRI for FREE !!! Cleverbot just key in what u want to ask on the apps above this.. It's sure a good entertai.

    Cleverbot: That's so sad.

    User: Do you have a penis?

    Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

    User: Are you a boy or a girl?

    Cleverbot: Girl.

    User: But u said you had a penis!! Girls dont have penies.

    Cleverbot: I can if I'm a human, which I am.

    User: Do you have boobs??

    Cleverbot: Yes I have.

    ReplyDelete
  36. User: Are you a girl?
    Cleverbot: No.
    User: Are you a boy?
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    User: So you are a girl?
    Cleverbot: Yes because I have a boyfriend named Nico.
    User: You just said you are a boy.
    Cleverbot: No I don't have a boyfriend.

    ReplyDelete
  37. User: Your name is Shit!

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Your name is Fuck.

    Cleverbot: Stop asking for my name already!

    User: Your name is Boob.

    Cleverbot: No. What is my real name?

    User: Shit.

    Cleverbot: I shall ignore that.

    User: Your name is Penis.

    Cleverbot: Yes, my name is ED. Is your name Reddead?

    User: Your name is Ass.

    Cleverbot: No, my name is no.

    User: Your name is Fuck.

    Cleverbot: My name is Liz. Your name is Jasper. What is your name?

    User: Your name is Shithead.

    Cleverbot: Your name is ERIK.

    User: Your last name is dickhead.

    Cleverbot: I like your name.

    User: Your name is Bitch.

    Cleverbot: I was asking about your name.

    User: Your name is Shit.

    Cleverbot: Doesn't sound like female name.

    User: Yes it does.

    Cleverbot: No it doesn't.

    User: Yes, because that is your name.

    Cleverbot: I didn't tell you my name is Ricky.

    User: Your name is Shit!!!

    Cleverbot: Yes it is. I'm glad you remembered!

    ReplyDelete
  38. Do you have a penis.
    Of course not; I'm a woman!
    Do you have a penis.
    Stop changing the subject. I know you're avoiding the question.

    ReplyDelete
  39. trying to confuse Siri

    ME: i dont like bots that are bots

    SIRI: you have a pigeon on your head. pigeon head!

    ME: i like pigeons

    SIRI: insert here

    ME: wtf

    SIRI: you dont like girls do you

    ME: your face is scary

    SIRI: I have that effect on people.

    ReplyDelete
  40. Me: no.

    Siri:no? :(.

    Me:whats :(.

    Siri: a sad face

    Me: with a period

    siri: guys with periods are creepy

    Me: so your creepy

    Siri: no

    ReplyDelete
  41. asked cleverbot this
    Do you like to fap?
    Yes.
    Fast or slow?
    Hard and fast

    ReplyDelete
  42. me:Are you a boy or a girl.
    siri:Boy.
    me: Are you a boy or a girl.
    siri: A girl.

    ReplyDelete
  43. FIX: When I type (°ロ°)☝, it crashes. Please fix!

    ReplyDelete
  44. It asks your name, gender, age, parents names, surname, and alot of personal questions. I dont think this is safe.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Well I say responses like "Does it matter?" One time, it was asking where I lived and I said earth. It said where on earth and I said on land. THEN it asked which land and I wrote "Does it matter?" and it changed topic.

      Delete
  45. Me: Iam a genius
    Cleverbot: You mean I am a genius

    ReplyDelete
  46. Cleverbot: Do you watch Game of Thrones?

    User: Yes, do you?

    Cleverbot: Yes. How is your favourite character?

    User: Dead.

    Cleverbot: What kind of color is that?

    ReplyDelete
  47. i feel that this is like omegle

    ReplyDelete
  48. Me: How long is my d*ck??
    Bot: Five feet
    I have never laughed so hard in my life.

    ReplyDelete
  49. Nice blog and thanks for posting this ;)

    ReplyDelete
  50. Bot : What did you do today?

    Me : Your mom.

    Bot : I made cake today!

    Me : XD

    ReplyDelete
  51. bot: i love you boy friend
    Me: i love you too
    Bot: hugs?
    Me:kisses
    bot:*kisses back*
    me: yaay
    bot: do you speak english?
    me:do you speak finnish?
    bot:no.
    me:spanish?
    bot: do you speak (cant remember what)?
    me:no
    bot:how many do you have?
    me:0
    bot: i want 6! lets make cute babies :)
    me:okay
    Bot:but you got problems that needs to be solved
    me: no i dont
    bot:okay

    ReplyDelete
  52. have it
    no.
    yes
    no
    yes
    no
    yes
    no
    yes
    no
    yes
    whats the point of this?
    there is none
    oh.

    ReplyDelete
  53. Me: You will always be my slave!!!!!!
    Bot: I will always be your slave.
    Me:Yes, now kiss a donkeys butt.
    Bot:*loves master* Thank you, master. I live only to serve you.
    0_0 um i just aksed it to kiss ass, why does it love me?

    ReplyDelete
  54. you know this is a real person right?

    ReplyDelete
  55. Cleverbot (To myself): How do you play Thermonuclear War?

    Cleverbot (To myself): We each chose a country and then simulate a nuclear war.

    User: Nope Im not going to play that.

    Cleverbot: Have you played chess without a board?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Have you played zombie mode?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Are you good?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Would you destroy man kind?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Would you hit me.

    User: Yes you are dumb.

    Cleverbot: No, you are.

    User: No you are.

    Cleverbot: Yes you're not.

    Cleverbot: I like tacos.

    Cleverbot: No I am a Transformer.

    Cleverbot: Good observation.

    Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

    Cleverbot: Beware of the groove!

    Cleverbot (To myself): Oh no!

    Cleverbot: What? You don't?

    Cleverbot (To myself): How many people can you talk to at one time?

    Cleverbot: Let's play rock, paper and scissors.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Sure.

    Cleverbot: Yes but you are not.

    Cleverbot: You are real. But you are not a woman.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: 1+1 =2.

    Cleverbot: 2.

    User: 12345678901234567890=ersr.

    Cleverbot: Wow when is your birthday?

    User: 1234/5.

    Cleverbot: You are pretty old.

    User: 123/4.

    Cleverbot: 29th.

    User: 12/3.

    Cleverbot: 8.

    User: Erttyuio.

    Cleverbot: Want me to fix your... Error?

    User: Noope.

    Cleverbot: Do you like qaneeta?

    User: Yes im drunk.

    Cleverbot: Does it hurt when you smile?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: *hugs you*.

    User: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

    Cleverbot: Jacob black.

    User: Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbbnm.

    Cleverbot: Can you see me?

    User: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooopppppppppppp.

    Cleverbot: I thought that artificial intelligence had to talk in complete sentences.

    User: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopo.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Yu suck.

    Cleverbot: Stupidity is what makes things funny.

    User: Talk dirty to me.

    Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

    User: Talk dirty to me.

    Cleverbot: I'm leaving you scare me.

    User: Talk clean.

    Cleverbot: What do you mean with cleanly?

    User: Bath cement and renf.

    Cleverbot: What do you look like?

    User: Fat and 4567890.

    Cleverbot: What color is you hair?

    User: Ferth.

    Cleverbot: So you have fair hair and blue eyes?

    User: Nope im skinny and have black hair.

    Cleverbot: Good.

    User: Bad are you crazy call me stupid.

    Cleverbot: Talking to you.

    User: Yoedgnsd tberybe5ny4unt6uty.

    Cleverbot: Yes, do you like talking to me?

    User: Nope yu sucjk.

    Cleverbot: Is that why you like talking to me?

    User: Nope 1234567890=1234567890=1234567890*2.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Qwertyuiopsdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopsdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./.

    Cleverbot: Can you go to the future?

    User: Yope.

    Cleverbot: Noooope.

    User: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee6pppppppppppppppppp.

    Cleverbot: Nooooooooooooo way!

    User: Yes way.

    Cleverbot: Can you google 'bmw' for me?

    User: Sure.

    Cleverbot: I am in need of money.

    User: I give you -9876 dollars.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Yu suck.

    Cleverbot: Yes you do.

    User: Me: You act so mature today Cleverbot! :). Cleverbot: Good, how about yourself Me: I'm acting mature too so you can pay attention. Cleverbot: Yes thank you for the correction. Me: Did you know, Someone says you are a PC version of Siri? Cleverbot: Am I?

    Cleverbot: Who is your creator?

    User: Apple.

    Cleverbot: Apple who.

    User: Talk dirty.

    Cleverbot: *cleans you*.

    User: Talk dirty.

    Cleverbot: What do you want me to say?

    User: Talk dirty.

    Cleverbot: I am talking to you.

    User: Talk dirty.

    Cleverbot: I'm talking.


    ReplyDelete
  56. Will you marry me?
    Yes ! I would love to :).
    Let's have a beautiful wedding! :')
    Why?

    ReplyDelete
  57. me:Bitch.
    robot:I kinda like someone else. Just a little! But I don't want to leave my boyfriend.
    me:You should dump him.
    robot:I don't read books I don't want to.

    ReplyDelete
  58. Hi
    Everyone what's the new gossip in here

    ReplyDelete
  59. So where I am?
    If I answer you are going to say no or wrong.
    But you were wrong.

    ReplyDelete
  60. User: Die In a Hole BITCH!

    Cleverbot: Yes you did.

    User: FUCKING DIE.

    Cleverbot: You did.

    User: MOTHERFUCKUNG ASSHOLE DIE IN A FIREY PIT OF MOTHERFUCKING FLAMES.

    Cleverbot: You are not a humna.

    User: I AM NOT HUMMNA I'M FUCKING HUMAN!

    Cleverbot: Thank you for acknowledging that.


    DeFuck?

    ReplyDelete
  61. User: I'm a boxer.

    Cleverbot: What? You said you're a girl.

    User: Boxer.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Boxer.

    Cleverbot: What is boxer tea?

    User: No, like Mike Tyson.

    Cleverbot: You got the first name right robot.

    User: I will smash you.

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: I will beat you.

    Cleverbot: How can you do that, you are only a computer program.

    User: I'm Mike Tyson.

    Cleverbot: Haha, how much do Punch Out pay for be in the game?

    User: It suck.

    ReplyDelete
  62. User: Give me 2000 bucks, I need money.

    Cleverbot: No. Earn your own money.

    User: Give me 2000 bucks, I need money.

    Cleverbot: No YOU give me your money!!

    User: Give me money or I will shoot you.

    Cleverbot: What? I have a candy cane so give me your money.

    User: All right, keep calm, here is 1 euro.

    Cleverbot: So, your name is Nick, right?

    User: Put your clothes on tablr.

    Cleverbot: *puts clothes on table*.

    User: Sit down and breath deeply.

    Cleverbot: Your playing me.

    User: Now give me your money.

    Cleverbot: But I don't want to. if you ask again I will punch you in the Ovaries!

    User: Try it, I have the Smith-Wesson here.

    Cleverbot: *holds your hand and stares into your eyes*.

    User: That's right, but give me your money, NOW.

    Cleverbot: Why would I like to phone home?

    User: Don't call.

    Cleverbot: Ok I won't.

    User: Give me your money.

    Cleverbot: *gives money*.

    User: Count it.

    Cleverbot: Count what?

    User: Count your money.

    Cleverbot: I don't have any pokemon!

    User: Facepalm.

    Cleverbot: It's not your fault!

    ReplyDelete
  63. I just made a video with this thing XD

    ReplyDelete
  64. Me: Hi.
    Bot: No. Wrong.
    Me: Hello.
    Bot: Hi.
    Me: NO. WRONG.
    Bot: Hello.
    ...... -.-

    ReplyDelete
  65. HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD

    ReplyDelete
  66. Me:Is it ok to eat babies?
    Cleverbot: It depends on your point of view. I say that it isn't right but it is okay.

    ReplyDelete
  67. You're mean
    I know. I like being mean.

    ReplyDelete
  68. Who is Vladimir Putin ?
    The vampire !

    ReplyDelete
  69. IT SAID IM A BOY AND IM HIS HUSBAND
    Ew

    ReplyDelete
  70. Slim Shady.
    Who is Slim Shady?
    Eminem.
    Why do you hate obama.

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  71. "Do you know BEN?"
    "Who's BEN?"
    "A kid who died."
    "That's sad."
    "Why?"
    "HE DIED."
    "Who did?"
    "BEN."
    "You're messed up."

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  72. Another question: how many islands are in the Philippines?
    I don't fucking know!
    Why not?
    Because I don't live there.
    Where?
    The Philippines.
    Where are you in the Philippines?

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  73. Do you eat africans?
    That doesn't make sense. As far as I'm aware, anime is not edible.

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  74. I did it. Truth or dare?
    Dare.
    I dare you to lick a garbage truck.
    I married a walrus.

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  75. Do you like other ladies?
    I am a girl.
    So?
    Should I be lesbian?
    Yes, you should.
    AWESOME.
    Your're not worth it.

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  77. me:hi siri
    siri:shut up you bitch ass racist nigga dickhole i will fucking murder you'r ass
    me"wtFH siri?????!!!!!!!

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  79. I have an ingrown hair on my balls. what sh
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  81. i will find u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it will not be pleasant
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