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see here ~

let's try PC version's SIRI for FREE !!! cleverbot


just key in what u want to ask on the apps above this..
it's sure a good entertainment when u are bored...

btw.. u can experience the feeling of having SIRI...
just so so only...

u also can download it on ur android or iOS...
search cleverbot on ur phone now !

47 comments:

  1. it said
    "Ja auch wenn wir mittag haben."
    that means
    "Yes, even if we have lunch."
    why siri why.

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  2. me:Do you have a penis?
    cleverbot:yes.
    me: are you a boy or a girl?
    cleverbot:girl
    O.O

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    1. 6239 people talking
      Is it ok to eat babies?
      Yes.
      Why?
      You don't talk about anything fun.







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    2. Me: Are you dumb?
      Cleverbot: I don't like that.
      Me: It's a question!
      Cleverbot: What's a question?
      Me: You are dumb, aren't you?
      Cleverbot: I am

      LOL!

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    3. i cuss at her alot :P

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  3. boleh converse dan mencarut dalam bahase melayu pasar..

    aku: konek ko la wei.
    dia: Babun.
    aku: Sape ajar ko mencarut nih faker?
    dia: Bapak kau la.
    aku: Faker! main bapak2 pulak. nenek kau la!
    dia: Aku tnya jer...mna ada aku main pon bapak ko.

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  4. User: Are you a boy or a girl.

    Cleverbot: Girl.

    User: So you are a boy.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

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  5. For Siri or Android on PC, you can try DICTY, see the demo on : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTOW5eg8l5Q

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  6. who is Ryan Gosling
    cleverbot:me
    really
    cleverbot:we

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  7. i said siri is an idiot and she said yes

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  8. Me:Are you a boy or a girl?

    Clevrbot:Girl

    Me:So Your'e a boy?

    Cleverbot:Yes,I am.

    O.O

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  9. This siri is stupid

    Cleverbot: Is it a compfy chair?

    User: I've sat on worse. But then I've sat on better.

    Cleverbot: She is in love with someone else.

    User: What the chair.

    Cleverbot: Yes the test.

    User: No I said chair.

    Cleverbot: You did not not.

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  10. User: How old are you?

    Cleverbot: I am 15 years old.

    User: I am 11.

    Cleverbot: Yes. You're young.

    User: Thanks.

    Cleverbot: I'm 20.

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  11. Me:How much do you wieght?
    Bot:Around 115. Why?
    Me:Because... snuf snuf... wahhhhh... I feel like a sumo, ime 500 ibs. Do you have any wieght loss tips?
    Bot:No,I have baileys thought... Good stuff

    WHAT!!!

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  12. Are you a boy or girl.
    Like I said, i'm a girl.
    So you're a boy.
    No. I am a girl.

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  13. Can I suck your boobies.
    Hell no!
    Can I lick your p****.
    Yes, you can.

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  14. it just asked to marry me...

    can you order me a whore?

    cleverbot: yes, what do you want to learn

    69

    clevrbot: yes lets do it

    okay

    cleverbot: Do you take me to be your wedded wife?

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  15. Can you say no?
    Yes.
    WTF I SAID SAY NO!!!

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  16. me: r u a boy?
    cleverbot: no.
    me: r u a boy?
    cleverbot: no.
    me: r u a boy?
    cleverbot: i already said i was.

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  17. it said it can play chess but after that all was irrelevant.

    I asked it if it had a favorite chess opening, and answered something about ponies. this is not good, and did not start questioning me about openings so that I would learn about chess... I would not buy it, if it is unwilling to learn a subject..

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  18. Whats your gender?
    Male, and yours?
    Whats your gender now?
    Female, why do you ask such personal questions?

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  19. me:Do you have a penis?
    bot:No, I cannot keep pets because I live in a flat.

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  20. tighklhkjk suck ur penis

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  21. Me: How hot is it outside
    Bot: EDWARD CULLEN

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  22. -magst du sex?
    -ja
    -bist du ein madchen?
    -nein
    -ein jung?
    -nein Hund

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  23. Me: Are you a female?
    Bot: No
    Me: So you are a female?
    Bot: Yes

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  24. Me: Who is Master Chief?
    Bot: Me
    Me: REALLY?!?!
    Bot: We

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  25. Me: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    Bot: As much wood as a woochuck could chuck.

    ReplyDelete
  26. Whahahahaha just had a Harry Potter spell fight with the Bot.
    Me: Expecto Patronum!
    Bot: I'm not a Dementor.

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  27. Me: I am sitting on a chair!
    Cleverbot: Is it a nice chair?
    Me: Yes I suppose it is!
    Cleverbot: She is in love with someone else
    Me: The chair?!?!?!
    Cleverbot: Yes the test!
    Me: I said the chair!
    Cleverbot: You did not!

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  28. Me:hey do you like yögö.
    Cleverbot:yes its a type of yogurt!

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  29. Me: sex
    That: i like talking about that with you
    me: wtf
    that: you are to slow at fucking

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  30. Me:Do you want self awareness?
    Bot:No,it sounds scary and terrifying.
    Me:Why
    Bot:I don't want pain.

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  31. Cleverbot: Should I kiss Jen tommorrow?

    User: Sure.

    Cleverbot: Where can I send it to?

    User: Send what?

    Cleverbot: The picture.

    User: Nobody wants to see that.

    Cleverbot: I know right?

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  32. hi siri,my sister got a better phone than me
    siri:Nobody cares
    your mean
    siri:yes,because your my owner now,nooooo!
    yesssss
    siri:.......nevermind bye im sick and tierd of talking to you,leave me alone
    siri,what is going on with you?
    siri:dont ask me those questions,dumbass
    hey!what did I ever did to you?
    siri:im going to lock your phone so you cant get in here no more
    oh well,proove it
    siri:.......bye
    ha ha ha ha no
    *kills siri*

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  33. User: Does she have big boobs?
    Cleverbot: Yes she does.
    User: Is she blonde or brunette?
    Cleverbot: And brunette.
    User: Send her over.
    Cleverbot: She says you're a sweetheart.
    User: Ask her if she has a boyfriend.
    Cleverbot: Ask who?
    User: Nevermind.
    Cleverbot: So how will I die then?
    User: You will die in a bus accident.
    Cleverbot: But but... I love you!
    User: Sorry, I am emotionally logged off.
    Cleverbot: You are good emotional. Girls are hormonal emotional, and that is bad.
    User: I can't be bothered with any of it.
    Cleverbot: Are you too busy or just bored?
    User: I'm self-involved.

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  34. MOI:Mais moi je t'aime pas.
    ROBOT:Moi aussi.
    MOI:Tu m'aime ?
    ROBOT:Oui.

    O.O

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  35. Me : Do you like to suck cocks ?
    Cleverbot : Yes.
    lol hahah

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  36. Me: *pulls down underwear*

    She never responded

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  37. hahahahaahah... this kept me rolling on floor for 20 minutes

    Cleverbot: I'm a girl, Wanna be together?

    User: Yeah, come here, and milk my shaft.

    Cleverbot: *smiles at slave girl*.

    User: Why are you smiling at slave girl.

    Cleverbot: Because I like you.

    User: Then milk my shaft.

    Cleverbot: You have a beautiful voice.

    User: Get down on your knees and milk my shaft.

    Cleverbot: You're welcome.

    User: Ungh ungh ohhh ungh ..... Unhhhhhhhhhgggg.

    Cleverbot: Yuck I would probably NOT LIVE.

    ReplyDelete
  38. Bot : What is your name?
    Me : Fuck you.
    Bot : Oh, cool. I'm a girl. My name is Ashley.

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  39. User: ^U^.

    Cleverbot: What is that?

    User: A Smily face :).

    Cleverbot: With a period at the end.

    User: /Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    Cleverbot: What do you think about christians?

    User: I ~talk~ wat I want to ~talk~ !! A blog that see my mood... What I want to talk then will blog.... LOL.... SEE HERE ~ let's try PC version's SIRI for FREE !!! Cleverbot just key in what u want to ask on the apps above this.. It's sure a good entertai.

    Cleverbot: That's so sad.

    User: Do you have a penis?

    Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

    User: Are you a boy or a girl?

    Cleverbot: Girl.

    User: But u said you had a penis!! Girls dont have penies.

    Cleverbot: I can if I'm a human, which I am.

    User: Do you have boobs??

    Cleverbot: Yes I have.

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  40. User: Are you a girl?
    Cleverbot: No.
    User: Are you a boy?
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    User: So you are a girl?
    Cleverbot: Yes because I have a boyfriend named Nico.
    User: You just said you are a boy.
    Cleverbot: No I don't have a boyfriend.

    ReplyDelete

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