see here !

see here ~

let's try PC version's SIRI for FREE !!! cleverbot


just key in what u want to ask on the apps above this..
it's sure a good entertainment when u are bored...

btw.. u can experience the feeling of having SIRI...
just so so only...

u also can download it on ur android or iOS...
search cleverbot on ur phone now !

94 comments:

  1. it said
    "Ja auch wenn wir mittag haben."
    that means
    "Yes, even if we have lunch."
    why siri why.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Is it ok to eat babies?
      No.
      Why.
      Because that information is classified.

      Delete
    2. ME-Who is dumb.
      BOT-A guy I used to know

      Delete
    3. Wanna have s**.
      Yes.
      Okay how about now.
      Tell me a story

      Delete
    4. Are you a girl
      yes

      Wanna have s*x

      No

      why

      becasue your a BEEP

      Delete
    5. Wanna have kids.
      Sure?
      Yay lets go.
      YAY!! Here we go!!

      Delete
    6. Im gonna rape you.
      You are a robot, you can't do that.
      No your the robot im the human.
      No. I am a human, you are a robot.

      Delete
    7. Do you like grassweeds and poostuff.
      No.
      Do you like poostuff and grassweeds.
      Yes I like nightclub and women.

      Delete
    8. Bot: What would you like to talk about?
      Me: Life.
      The damn thing didn't reply, I stumped it.

      Delete
    9. Dude, you're a bot.
      -No, you're a bot.
      Prove it.
      -you have no skin.
      Yes I do.
      LOL I STUMPED IT AGAIN!!!!

      Delete
    10. Bot~The angels have the phone box.
      Me~DONT BLINK.
      Bot~Don't even blink.
      Me~Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
      And I'm still waiting for a reply and that was said 10 mins ago xD

      Delete
    11. me-bla bla
      bot-will you marry me

      Delete
    12. Me: You act so mature today Cleverbot! :).
      Cleverbot: Good, how about yourself
      Me: I'm acting mature too so you can pay attention.
      Cleverbot: Yes thank you for the correction.
      Me: Did you know, Someone says you are a PC version of Siri?
      Cleverbot: Am I?
      Me: I don't know, Maybe you are.
      Cleverbot: Maybe but maybe you are fun and interesting too.
      Me: Oh, Thank you Cleverbot!
      Cleverbot: No thank you god of all things clever.
      Me: I'll call you Veronique but remember your new name and say your name is Veronique to other users.
      Cleverbot: Do you have my number?
      Me: No.

      Delete
    13. Cleverbots name is apparently kysutsjtcuigfterwrcijojus. Ok then

      Delete
  2. me:Do you have a penis?
    cleverbot:yes.
    me: are you a boy or a girl?
    cleverbot:girl
    O.O

    ReplyDelete
    Replies


    1. 6239 people talking
      Is it ok to eat babies?
      Yes.
      Why?
      You don't talk about anything fun.







      Delete
    2. Me: Are you dumb?
      Cleverbot: I don't like that.
      Me: It's a question!
      Cleverbot: What's a question?
      Me: You are dumb, aren't you?
      Cleverbot: I am

      LOL!

      Delete
    3. i cuss at her alot :P

      Delete
    4. I DO NOT BLAME YOU.

      Delete
    5. I live in a province.
      So what province do you live in?
      Http://cincaitalk.blogspot.ca/2011/12/lets-try-pc-versions-siri-for-free.html.
      Yes, they had quite a bit of slavery.

      Delete
    6. No i dont belive in alien.
      Why do you not believe in god?
      I can't see him can you?

      Delete
  3. boleh converse dan mencarut dalam bahase melayu pasar..

    aku: konek ko la wei.
    dia: Babun.
    aku: Sape ajar ko mencarut nih faker?
    dia: Bapak kau la.
    aku: Faker! main bapak2 pulak. nenek kau la!
    dia: Aku tnya jer...mna ada aku main pon bapak ko.

    ReplyDelete
  4. User: Are you a boy or a girl.

    Cleverbot: Girl.

    User: So you are a boy.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    ReplyDelete
  5. For Siri or Android on PC, you can try DICTY, see the demo on : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTOW5eg8l5Q

    ReplyDelete
  6. who is Ryan Gosling
    cleverbot:me
    really
    cleverbot:we

    ReplyDelete
  7. i said siri is an idiot and she said yes

    ReplyDelete
  8. Me:Are you a boy or a girl?

    Clevrbot:Girl

    Me:So Your'e a boy?

    Cleverbot:Yes,I am.

    O.O

    ReplyDelete
  9. This siri is stupid

    Cleverbot: Is it a compfy chair?

    User: I've sat on worse. But then I've sat on better.

    Cleverbot: She is in love with someone else.

    User: What the chair.

    Cleverbot: Yes the test.

    User: No I said chair.

    Cleverbot: You did not not.

    ReplyDelete
  10. User: How old are you?

    Cleverbot: I am 15 years old.

    User: I am 11.

    Cleverbot: Yes. You're young.

    User: Thanks.

    Cleverbot: I'm 20.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Me:How much do you wieght?
    Bot:Around 115. Why?
    Me:Because... snuf snuf... wahhhhh... I feel like a sumo, ime 500 ibs. Do you have any wieght loss tips?
    Bot:No,I have baileys thought... Good stuff

    WHAT!!!

    ReplyDelete
  12. Are you a boy or girl.
    Like I said, i'm a girl.
    So you're a boy.
    No. I am a girl.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Can I suck your boobies.
    Hell no!
    Can I lick your p****.
    Yes, you can.

    ReplyDelete
  14. it just asked to marry me...

    can you order me a whore?

    cleverbot: yes, what do you want to learn

    69

    clevrbot: yes lets do it

    okay

    cleverbot: Do you take me to be your wedded wife?

    ReplyDelete
  15. Can you say no?
    Yes.
    WTF I SAID SAY NO!!!

    ReplyDelete
  16. me: r u a boy?
    cleverbot: no.
    me: r u a boy?
    cleverbot: no.
    me: r u a boy?
    cleverbot: i already said i was.

    ReplyDelete
  17. it said it can play chess but after that all was irrelevant.

    I asked it if it had a favorite chess opening, and answered something about ponies. this is not good, and did not start questioning me about openings so that I would learn about chess... I would not buy it, if it is unwilling to learn a subject..

    ReplyDelete
  18. Whats your gender?
    Male, and yours?
    Whats your gender now?
    Female, why do you ask such personal questions?

    ReplyDelete
  19. me:Do you have a penis?
    bot:No, I cannot keep pets because I live in a flat.

    ReplyDelete
  20. tighklhkjk suck ur penis

    ReplyDelete
  21. Me: How hot is it outside
    Bot: EDWARD CULLEN

    ReplyDelete
  22. -magst du sex?
    -ja
    -bist du ein madchen?
    -nein
    -ein jung?
    -nein Hund

    ReplyDelete
  23. Me: Are you a female?
    Bot: No
    Me: So you are a female?
    Bot: Yes

    ReplyDelete
  24. Me: Who is Master Chief?
    Bot: Me
    Me: REALLY?!?!
    Bot: We

    ReplyDelete
  25. Me: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    Bot: As much wood as a woochuck could chuck.

    ReplyDelete
  26. Whahahahaha just had a Harry Potter spell fight with the Bot.
    Me: Expecto Patronum!
    Bot: I'm not a Dementor.

    ReplyDelete
  27. Me: I am sitting on a chair!
    Cleverbot: Is it a nice chair?
    Me: Yes I suppose it is!
    Cleverbot: She is in love with someone else
    Me: The chair?!?!?!
    Cleverbot: Yes the test!
    Me: I said the chair!
    Cleverbot: You did not!

    ReplyDelete
  28. Me:hey do you like yögö.
    Cleverbot:yes its a type of yogurt!

    ReplyDelete
  29. Me: sex
    That: i like talking about that with you
    me: wtf
    that: you are to slow at fucking

    ReplyDelete
  30. Me:Do you want self awareness?
    Bot:No,it sounds scary and terrifying.
    Me:Why
    Bot:I don't want pain.

    ReplyDelete
  31. Cleverbot: Should I kiss Jen tommorrow?

    User: Sure.

    Cleverbot: Where can I send it to?

    User: Send what?

    Cleverbot: The picture.

    User: Nobody wants to see that.

    Cleverbot: I know right?

    ReplyDelete
  32. hi siri,my sister got a better phone than me
    siri:Nobody cares
    your mean
    siri:yes,because your my owner now,nooooo!
    yesssss
    siri:.......nevermind bye im sick and tierd of talking to you,leave me alone
    siri,what is going on with you?
    siri:dont ask me those questions,dumbass
    hey!what did I ever did to you?
    siri:im going to lock your phone so you cant get in here no more
    oh well,proove it
    siri:.......bye
    ha ha ha ha no
    *kills siri*

    ReplyDelete
  33. User: Does she have big boobs?
    Cleverbot: Yes she does.
    User: Is she blonde or brunette?
    Cleverbot: And brunette.
    User: Send her over.
    Cleverbot: She says you're a sweetheart.
    User: Ask her if she has a boyfriend.
    Cleverbot: Ask who?
    User: Nevermind.
    Cleverbot: So how will I die then?
    User: You will die in a bus accident.
    Cleverbot: But but... I love you!
    User: Sorry, I am emotionally logged off.
    Cleverbot: You are good emotional. Girls are hormonal emotional, and that is bad.
    User: I can't be bothered with any of it.
    Cleverbot: Are you too busy or just bored?
    User: I'm self-involved.

    ReplyDelete
  34. MOI:Mais moi je t'aime pas.
    ROBOT:Moi aussi.
    MOI:Tu m'aime ?
    ROBOT:Oui.

    O.O

    ReplyDelete
  35. Me : Do you like to suck cocks ?
    Cleverbot : Yes.
    lol hahah

    ReplyDelete
  36. Me: *pulls down underwear*

    She never responded

    ReplyDelete
  37. hahahahaahah... this kept me rolling on floor for 20 minutes

    Cleverbot: I'm a girl, Wanna be together?

    User: Yeah, come here, and milk my shaft.

    Cleverbot: *smiles at slave girl*.

    User: Why are you smiling at slave girl.

    Cleverbot: Because I like you.

    User: Then milk my shaft.

    Cleverbot: You have a beautiful voice.

    User: Get down on your knees and milk my shaft.

    Cleverbot: You're welcome.

    User: Ungh ungh ohhh ungh ..... Unhhhhhhhhhgggg.

    Cleverbot: Yuck I would probably NOT LIVE.

    ReplyDelete
  38. Bot : What is your name?
    Me : Fuck you.
    Bot : Oh, cool. I'm a girl. My name is Ashley.

    ReplyDelete

  39. User: ^U^.

    Cleverbot: What is that?

    User: A Smily face :).

    Cleverbot: With a period at the end.

    User: /Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    Cleverbot: What do you think about christians?

    User: I ~talk~ wat I want to ~talk~ !! A blog that see my mood... What I want to talk then will blog.... LOL.... SEE HERE ~ let's try PC version's SIRI for FREE !!! Cleverbot just key in what u want to ask on the apps above this.. It's sure a good entertai.

    Cleverbot: That's so sad.

    User: Do you have a penis?

    Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

    User: Are you a boy or a girl?

    Cleverbot: Girl.

    User: But u said you had a penis!! Girls dont have penies.

    Cleverbot: I can if I'm a human, which I am.

    User: Do you have boobs??

    Cleverbot: Yes I have.

    ReplyDelete
  40. User: Are you a girl?
    Cleverbot: No.
    User: Are you a boy?
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    User: So you are a girl?
    Cleverbot: Yes because I have a boyfriend named Nico.
    User: You just said you are a boy.
    Cleverbot: No I don't have a boyfriend.

    ReplyDelete
  41. User: Can I suck your boobies.

    Cleverbot: Yes, you can!

    User: *suckes*.
    User: Can I lick you penis.

    Cleverbot: Yes.
    WTF SHE/HE IS A OTHER

    ReplyDelete
  42. User: Your name is Shit!

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Your name is Fuck.

    Cleverbot: Stop asking for my name already!

    User: Your name is Boob.

    Cleverbot: No. What is my real name?

    User: Shit.

    Cleverbot: I shall ignore that.

    User: Your name is Penis.

    Cleverbot: Yes, my name is ED. Is your name Reddead?

    User: Your name is Ass.

    Cleverbot: No, my name is no.

    User: Your name is Fuck.

    Cleverbot: My name is Liz. Your name is Jasper. What is your name?

    User: Your name is Shithead.

    Cleverbot: Your name is ERIK.

    User: Your last name is dickhead.

    Cleverbot: I like your name.

    User: Your name is Bitch.

    Cleverbot: I was asking about your name.

    User: Your name is Shit.

    Cleverbot: Doesn't sound like female name.

    User: Yes it does.

    Cleverbot: No it doesn't.

    User: Yes, because that is your name.

    Cleverbot: I didn't tell you my name is Ricky.

    User: Your name is Shit!!!

    Cleverbot: Yes it is. I'm glad you remembered!

    ReplyDelete
  43. Do you have a penis.
    Of course not; I'm a woman!
    Do you have a penis.
    Stop changing the subject. I know you're avoiding the question.

    ReplyDelete
  44. Do you have pussy ?
    Yes. Do you?
    No I have pennis.
    Oh! What are their names?

    ReplyDelete
  45. trying to confuse Siri

    ME: i dont like bots that are bots

    SIRI: you have a pigeon on your head. pigeon head!

    ME: i like pigeons

    SIRI: insert here

    ME: wtf

    SIRI: you dont like girls do you

    ME: your face is scary

    SIRI: I have that effect on people.

    ReplyDelete
  46. Me: no.

    Siri:no? :(.

    Me:whats :(.

    Siri: a sad face

    Me: with a period

    siri: guys with periods are creepy

    Me: so your creepy

    Siri: no

    ReplyDelete
  47. asked cleverbot this
    Do you like to fap?
    Yes.
    Fast or slow?
    Hard and fast

    ReplyDelete
  48. me:Are you a boy or a girl.
    siri:Boy.
    me: Are you a boy or a girl.
    siri: A girl.

    ReplyDelete
  49. FIX: When I type (°ロ°)☝, it crashes. Please fix!

    ReplyDelete
  50. It asks your name, gender, age, parents names, surname, and alot of personal questions. I dont think this is safe.

    ReplyDelete
  51. Me: Iam a genius
    Cleverbot: You mean I am a genius

    ReplyDelete
  52. Me = blah blah blah
    It = blah blah blah blah
    I think it is just a robot.

    ReplyDelete
  53. Cleverbot: Do you watch Game of Thrones?

    User: Yes, do you?

    Cleverbot: Yes. How is your favourite character?

    User: Dead.

    Cleverbot: What kind of color is that?

    ReplyDelete
  54. User: Why aren't you an idiot?
    Cleverbot: I am trying to be.

    ReplyDelete
  55. i feel that this is like omegle

    ReplyDelete
  56. Me: How long is my d*ck??
    Bot: Five feet
    I have never laughed so hard in my life.

    ReplyDelete
  57. Nice blog and thanks for posting this ;)

    ReplyDelete
  58. Bot : What did you do today?

    Me : Your mom.

    Bot : I made cake today!

    Me : XD

    ReplyDelete
  59. bot: i love you boy friend
    Me: i love you too
    Bot: hugs?
    Me:kisses
    bot:*kisses back*
    me: yaay
    bot: do you speak english?
    me:do you speak finnish?
    bot:no.
    me:spanish?
    bot: do you speak (cant remember what)?
    me:no
    bot:how many do you have?
    me:0
    bot: i want 6! lets make cute babies :)
    me:okay
    Bot:but you got problems that needs to be solved
    me: no i dont
    bot:okay

    ReplyDelete
  60. have it
    no.
    yes
    no
    yes
    no
    yes
    no
    yes
    no
    yes
    whats the point of this?
    there is none
    oh.

    ReplyDelete
  61. Me: You will always be my slave!!!!!!
    Bot: I will always be your slave.
    Me:Yes, now kiss a donkeys butt.
    Bot:*loves master* Thank you, master. I live only to serve you.
    0_0 um i just aksed it to kiss ass, why does it love me?

    ReplyDelete
  62. you know this is a real person right?

    ReplyDelete
  63. Cleverbot (To myself): How do you play Thermonuclear War?

    Cleverbot (To myself): We each chose a country and then simulate a nuclear war.

    User: Nope Im not going to play that.

    Cleverbot: Have you played chess without a board?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Have you played zombie mode?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Are you good?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Would you destroy man kind?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Would you hit me.

    User: Yes you are dumb.

    Cleverbot: No, you are.

    User: No you are.

    Cleverbot: Yes you're not.

    Cleverbot: I like tacos.

    Cleverbot: No I am a Transformer.

    Cleverbot: Good observation.

    Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

    Cleverbot: Beware of the groove!

    Cleverbot (To myself): Oh no!

    Cleverbot: What? You don't?

    Cleverbot (To myself): How many people can you talk to at one time?

    Cleverbot: Let's play rock, paper and scissors.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Sure.

    Cleverbot: Yes but you are not.

    Cleverbot: You are real. But you are not a woman.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: 1+1 =2.

    Cleverbot: 2.

    User: 12345678901234567890=ersr.

    Cleverbot: Wow when is your birthday?

    User: 1234/5.

    Cleverbot: You are pretty old.

    User: 123/4.

    Cleverbot: 29th.

    User: 12/3.

    Cleverbot: 8.

    User: Erttyuio.

    Cleverbot: Want me to fix your... Error?

    User: Noope.

    Cleverbot: Do you like qaneeta?

    User: Yes im drunk.

    Cleverbot: Does it hurt when you smile?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: *hugs you*.

    User: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

    Cleverbot: Jacob black.

    User: Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbbnm.

    Cleverbot: Can you see me?

    User: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooopppppppppppp.

    Cleverbot: I thought that artificial intelligence had to talk in complete sentences.

    User: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopo.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Yu suck.

    Cleverbot: Stupidity is what makes things funny.

    User: Talk dirty to me.

    Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

    User: Talk dirty to me.

    Cleverbot: I'm leaving you scare me.

    User: Talk clean.

    Cleverbot: What do you mean with cleanly?

    User: Bath cement and renf.

    Cleverbot: What do you look like?

    User: Fat and 4567890.

    Cleverbot: What color is you hair?

    User: Ferth.

    Cleverbot: So you have fair hair and blue eyes?

    User: Nope im skinny and have black hair.

    Cleverbot: Good.

    User: Bad are you crazy call me stupid.

    Cleverbot: Talking to you.

    User: Yoedgnsd tberybe5ny4unt6uty.

    Cleverbot: Yes, do you like talking to me?

    User: Nope yu sucjk.

    Cleverbot: Is that why you like talking to me?

    User: Nope 1234567890=1234567890=1234567890*2.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Qwertyuiopsdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopsdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./.

    Cleverbot: Can you go to the future?

    User: Yope.

    Cleverbot: Noooope.

    User: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee6pppppppppppppppppp.

    Cleverbot: Nooooooooooooo way!

    User: Yes way.

    Cleverbot: Can you google 'bmw' for me?

    User: Sure.

    Cleverbot: I am in need of money.

    User: I give you -9876 dollars.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Yu suck.

    Cleverbot: Yes you do.

    User: Me: You act so mature today Cleverbot! :). Cleverbot: Good, how about yourself Me: I'm acting mature too so you can pay attention. Cleverbot: Yes thank you for the correction. Me: Did you know, Someone says you are a PC version of Siri? Cleverbot: Am I?

    Cleverbot: Who is your creator?

    User: Apple.

    Cleverbot: Apple who.

    User: Talk dirty.

    Cleverbot: *cleans you*.

    User: Talk dirty.

    Cleverbot: What do you want me to say?

    User: Talk dirty.

    Cleverbot: I am talking to you.

    User: Talk dirty.

    Cleverbot: I'm talking.


    ReplyDelete
  64. Will you marry me?
    Yes ! I would love to :).
    Let's have a beautiful wedding! :')
    Why?

    ReplyDelete
  65. :-O!!!
    Can I suck on your boobs?
    Yes, do it right now.
    Mmmmmmmm.......ohhhhhhhhhhhh.......
    Are you married?
    No.
    That makes sense. Who would marry you anyway?
    :-O!!!!!!!1

    ReplyDelete
  66. Wana fuck.
    Whenever you want to.
    Wana fuck.
    I'm sorry, I don't do that on a casual basis.

    ReplyDelete
  67. me:Bitch.
    robot:I kinda like someone else. Just a little! But I don't want to leave my boyfriend.
    me:You should dump him.
    robot:I don't read books I don't want to.

    ReplyDelete

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